Precinct God

Because in New York Obama is going to win anyway, at the end of the day a man bent on voting for Obama in New York City has another appointment to keep. He can leave the line without voting and without guilt.

Because in Ohio Obama is in a desperately-tight race, at the end of the same day a man bent on voting for Obama in Forest Park, Cincinnati, Ohio has another appointment to keep. He cannot leave the line without voting and also without losing his soul.

Each of us has his own moral responsibilities that only God knows.

But which God?

Must we invade Iraq? (Bush's God says so.)
Must we not invade Iraq? (My God says so.)

So which God will be on duty when I die?